I'm really into asian looking animals
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
