piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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