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(937): View more from Ohio

Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.

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(503): View more from Oregon

He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.

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(440): View more from Ohio

I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body

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(+61): View more from Australia

I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.

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(425): View more from Washington

When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool

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(419): View more from Ohio

Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends

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(203): View more from Connecticut

You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it

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