So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm jealous of your bromance
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
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i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
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The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.