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  So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I'm jealous of your bromance

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• (716): View more from New York

  i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"

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  you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself

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• (818): View more from California

  the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I need a genital shamwow being this wet.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  who is the naked dude on the coffee table

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  thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.

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