I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
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she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
My liver just had a heart attack.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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