she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
