Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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