covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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