O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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