You're my little dorito
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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