dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
