ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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