this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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