Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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