Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
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I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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