super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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