i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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