I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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