i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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