Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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