Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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