he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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