That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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