dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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