So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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