Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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