who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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