She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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