That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
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What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore