I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.