I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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