you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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