I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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