I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
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