morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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