My hand turned me down
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I had to cum in my sink.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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