Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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