The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i think im in europe. pls send help
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