come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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