Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
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you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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