direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I want you more than these girls want KFC
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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