his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
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The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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