Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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