i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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