you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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