i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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