This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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