if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
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hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
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Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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