okay pat passed out under dana's car
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it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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