i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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