There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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