whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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