took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
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For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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