this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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