she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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