Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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