god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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