i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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