stop calling my apartment porn island.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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