Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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